Why Jeeps are Better than Women

1. Jeeps don't get pregnant
2. You can drive your Jeep any time of the month
3. Jeeps don't have parents
4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong
5. You can share your Jeep with your friends
6. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden
7. When driving, you and your Jeep can arrive at the same time
8. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you have
9. Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps
10. Jeeps don't care if you buy Jeep magazines
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Jeep" unless you go out to buy one yourself
12. If your Jeep goes flat you can fix it
13. If your Jeep is too loose you can tighten it
14. If your Jeep is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it
15. You can have a black Jeep and bring it home to your parents
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep
17. If you say bad things to your Jeep, you don't have to apologize before you drive it again
18. You can drive your Jeep as long as you want and it won't get sore
19. You can stop driving your Jeep as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after you dump it
21. Jeeps don't get headaches
22. Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver
23. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps
24. Jeeps don't care if you're late
25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Jeep
26. If your Jeep doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts
27. You can ride your Jeep the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother
28. The only protection you have to wear when riding your Jeep is a seatbelt
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the last time you were in your Jeep
30. Your Jeep is never embarrassed to go topless in public
31. You only have to feed your Jeep when you use it
32. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun
33. Jeeps don't care how much money you spend on them
34. You don't have to remember your Jeeps birthday, when you first met her, or anniversaries
35. You can feel free to remark about how much better your Jeep is riding lately
36. Jeeps don't leak for 10 minutes after you drive them hard
37. You never have to worry about your Jeep spending your money