Jeep Commandments
| 1. | Thou shalt not misuse the name JEEP. |
| 2. | Thou shalt not steal any JEEP property. |
| 3. | Thou shalt not murder on a JEEP Jamboree, or any other time. |
| 4. | Thou shall respect the land and animals, for they are what make off-roading fun. |
| 5. | Thou shall covet other JEEPS with respect, for they cost money. |
| 6. | Respect your father, mother, they neighbor, for one day they may own a JEEP, should you want to drive it. |
| 7. | Thou shalt not give false testimony against JEEP, especially while telling a fish story. |
| 8. | Thou shalt not commit sale to another, without first giving respect to JEEP. |
| 9. | Thou shalt not purposely harm your JEEP or your neighbors JEEP. |
| 10. | Thou shall idol JEEP for it was given to rejoice. |