Night Before Christmas
- T'was the night before Christmas as I looked over the hill,
- not one Jeep was stirring - every one of them still.
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- Their masters were feasting and glowing with mirth,
- dreaming of upgrades - wondering what they were worth.
- The idle machines were shinning and happy,
- hoping their new parts would be cool - not crappy.
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- Most Jeep chicks had plotted, bought parts and were smug,
- but some felt bad - had no hard present - just a hug.
- The off-road guys are cool - not giving it a thought,
- the sly grins knowing of that secret part they had bought.
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- Soon day will break - time to rev up and rock,
- perhaps delivering a treat for grandma's Christmas sock.
- Motors will purr - on every grill there's a grin,
- our machines are just waiting for more adventure to begin.
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- Jesus has told us of the promise He'll keep,
- we know He'll deliver because He drives a Jeep!
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- by "Jaffer" John A. Foutz